Next time you go to an Indian restaurant, don’t ask the waiter if they serve beef. Even if it is confusing because you see vegetarian, chicken, lamb and goat options…but no beef. And then, if you make the mistake and ask anyways, don’t try to explain your way out of the situation. Just shut up. Order the chicken.
The person who looks up from the menu and with wide eyes asks if there’s any beef and then takes 3 more minutes to realize that cows are sacred in India.
In other, unrelated news, we were given this picture yesterday…
That’s not me. That’s Brad circa 1976…
That’s Zoe circa this morning.
The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree, ya’ll. I mean, seriously? Their hair even curls the same.
Happy Thursday Ya’ll!